I am Corporal Giroro! My idiotic Platoon Leader, Sgt. Keroro is holding us back from taking over Pekopon, and it is time I take action myself!

ask-koyuki said: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!!! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks your beautiful inside and out. (If you’re brave you won’t use Anonymous!!)

Oy, thanks I guess.. *rubs the back of his head*

Anonymous said: Would you mate with Mois if she was willing?

M-Mois?

No!… IloveNatsumi.

Anonymous said: I got the password from Kululu.

……….

ask-chilala-deactivated20120428 said: What is your favorite type of music?

Hmm.. I don’t normally listen to music, so I don’t know..

Anonymous said: At what point would it be necessary for you to teamup with the other Giroro?

I have no thoughts of ever teaming up with him. He’s merely a clone of myself that Kululu probably made..

Anonymous said: Koyuki, Dororo, Keroro

W-Why would I…

I guess, Fuck Dororo, marry Koyuki, and kill Keroro..

(Source: t4llahasseeskyline)

Anonymous said: If I give you this tank of Pekoponian frog tadpoles, will you tell me how Keronians mate?

No. Why the hell would I do that?

I bet Kululu would, though. Why don’t you try asking him so I can go back to polishing my weapons?

sgt-major-kululu said: *With a smirk, Kululu crosses his arms and leans back in his chair* Kuku, what's in it for me if I help you?

I don’t know. *Narrows eyes* What do you want? And it’s only if your idea works.

captain-jirara said: Hello. Who are you?

I-It’s you..!

*Dramatic point*

Do you not remember me..? Thanks for making me feel like Dororo.